Moana: Shiny

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Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
I was a drab little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I'm beautiful, baby

Did your granny say, "Listen to your heart
Be who you are on the inside?"

I need three words to tear her argument apart:
"Your granny lied!"

I'd rather be SHINY

Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck and make it look SHINY

I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
Just a sec!

Don't you know
Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
They chase anything that glitters
Beginners!

Oh,
And here they come, come, come
To the brightest thing that glitters
Mmm, fish dinners
I just love free food
You look like seafood (seafood)

Well, well, well
Little Maui's having trouble with his hook
You little semi-demi-mini-***

Ouch! What a terrible performance
Get the hook
Get it?
You don't swing it like you used to, man

Yet I have to give you credit for my start
And your tattoos on the outside
For, just like you, I made myself a work of art
I'll never hide, I can't
I'm too SHINY

Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough
Strut my stuff
My stuff is so SHINY

Send your armies but they'll never be enough
My shell's too tough

Maui man,
You could try, try, try
But you can't expect a demi-***
To beat a decapod
Look it up

You will die, die, die
Now it's time for me to take apart
Your aching heart

Far from the ones who abandoned you
Chasing the love of these humans
Who made you feel wanted
You tried to be tough
But your armor's just not hard enough

MAUI
Now it's time to kick your HINEY
Ever seen someone so SHINY

Soak it in 'cuz it's the last you'll ever see
C'est la vie, mon ami
I'm so SHINY

Now I'll eat you, so prepare your final plea
Just for me
You'll never be quite as shiny,
You wish you were nice and SHINY

Cast[edit | edit source]

  • Jemaine Clemens as Tamatoa